The Ohh My... Experience
The Ohh My... Experience is the cheekiest, naughtiest most hilarious amount of fun you can have with your clothes still on. When in doubt, try it out! More »
Naughty Confessions
Our first book of erotica has been published with Xcite Books. A glittering collection of four short stories written by you, it is a perfect way to end 2012 and start a magnificent 2013! More »
Ohh My... Kink!
Our regular intro to kink feature brings us regular pieces on a variety of kinky themes designed to act as an introduction to the naughtier side of sex. Take a peek... More »
Ohh My... Erotica
We have loads of kinky and cheeky friends who want nothing more than to draw you into a fantasy world of excitement and sexy joy! More »
REVIEW: Tenga 3D
Who would have thought 3D could leap out of your TV set and onto your lap! Ok it can’t but that hasn’t stopped Tenga from applying the term to a series of its gentleman only toy range. Is it any good? Love & Lust in London got stuck in (excuse the pun!) and gives us his opinion below.
Tenga 3D
Now this is special. A piece of art that you can put your ‘member’ into. It’s immediately apparent that this toy is something special, displayed in a thick plastic cylinder. It is also a design wonder. If Star Wars ever featured a sex toy, this is what it would look like.
EROTICA: Erotic Noire Poetry – Untitled
It has been been a while since Eroticnoir joined the network and we haven’t given them much coverage!! Naughty us! So let’s change that today with an excerpt form a poem called Untitled…
Untitled
I will have you caught in a matrix of tingles
Do I take the blue pill of lust or the red pill of desire?
Bend the rules
We mould its principles
Bend its laws
Shape them into alternate realities
Seismic impact
Earthquake vibrations inside your walls
Spin the earth centre
Make you dizzy
NEWS: Gay-Straight Club @ School
The country’s first gay-straight alliance opened at Copland community school in Wembley as recently celebrated in first birthday.
We are not sure as to how much abuse was suffered by gay students but, reports say there has been a reduction in homophobic abuse since the alliance opened. This can only be a good thing!
SCIENCE: Open Relationships = STDs x 2?
There seems to be a widely shared belief that anyone involved in an “open” relationship is infected with all sorts of STDs. The assumption seems to be that if you aren’t monogamous, you’re a promiscuous disease spreader, right? Not so fast. The reality is actually far more complex than this, and the risks of “open” and “closed” relationships may not be as different as they are assumed to be.
KINK: Types of Fetishwear
This month we look at the aesthetics of fetish with the wonderfully ‘brow-raising genre of Fetishwear.
“You are what you wear”
As with any everyday activity, we usually dress for the occasion, so why not dress up to the nines for your favourite extra curricular activity? After all, you are what you wear. We see this echoed in every day fashion already with the high-heel being the oldest and best known to cross the fashion and fetish boundary. As we previously explored in the Foot & Shoe fetish article, donning a pair of killer heels can have just as much of an effect on the beholder as the wearer. The posture that the shoe creates completely changes how a woman feels, from her towering stature and pulled back hips to the change in gait, it’s nothing short of magic for the opposite (or even same) sex.
REVIEW: Fetish Fantasy Elite 10 Inch Hollow Strap On
Having already added a few items from the Fetish Fantasy Elite range to our toy collection, we were excited to receive the Fetish Fantasy Elite 10 Inch Silicone Hollow Strap On.
First Impression:
EROTICA: Tickled Pink Ch 2 (Update)
It’s Monday, that dreaded day placed only to remind you the weekend has gone by all to quickly.
We have the perfect cure to soothe away those Monday blues… An audio reading of Tessa Wanton’s Tickled Pink. Of course we would love to give you the full chapter, but this excerpt is sure to get you in the mood and definitely leave you wanting more.
So let us stop distracting you further and hand you over to Mistress Red Velvet.
Click the link below…
EROTICA: Tickled Pink Ch 2 Read Aloud!
This week brings us something a little bit different when it comes to our weekly erotica post. We have a wealth of erotica content from our fabulous network and occasionally they send us something even more special. This week is one such week and we couldn’t resist sharing it with you straight away! Tessa Wanton has long been a staple of the Ohh My… Erotica pages and has been celebrated with a number of awards for her writing as well. Now she has given us something different.
Her post this week, an excerpt from her Tickled Pink book that we’ve been publishing the first few chapters of here, has been read aloud by Mistress Red Velvet for your listening pleasure. Catch up on the first chapter here and sit down comfortably before you begin – you’ve been warned! It’s an easy to listen to, well-paced reading of her signature erotic charm and will surely have you absorbed in the story of the woman, lost in a world she’s been longing for.
NEWS: Time Out London Sex Survey 2013
Just ahead of Valentine’s Day, the Time Out London magazine published the results of its sex survey of the capital for 2013, produced by asking a total of ten thousand people. We took a bit of time to properly digest the information (being based in London ourselves) before whacking them out on here in case you missed them as well!
Somewhat unsurprisingly, the tally for those who have the most sex threw those in a relationship way up on top, closely followed by those living together and the married people of the city. Singletons not only came bottom but WAY bottom, with much less sex than everyone else across the board. This was characterised by the grim reading that one in five singles said their sex life was ‘mostly crying’. Eeesh… Stick to central London, that’s where the vast majority of the one-night stands are.
REVIEW: Pulsatron
The ‘famous’ Pulsatron vibrator looks vaguely medical with its white plastic casing and pulse sign logo. You actually get three vibrators for your money, each of them to be connected to a small (about the size of a pack of cards) power unit. Whoever wields this holds the power in more than one sense – with this you can also select seven different vibration levels, from a gentle buzz, to random short sharp thrills, to a very powerful constant vibe.
If you’re in a sharing mood the Pulsatron has the ability to drive a girl wild. The small bullet shaped vibrator is perfect for focusing on the clit. With the ability to start slow and build to that frenzied level seven it’s easy to orchestrate a screaming orgasm.
